Background:
I want to cancel my Koodoo mobile plan. I’ve already selected and paid for a different plan at a different vendor. I was ready to part ways, amicably, with Koodoo until …
Problem:
I discovered that there is absolutely no way to cancel the plan via Self Serve.
Instead, someone needs to call me tomorrow (via a “callback), at which point I am sure they are going to try to sell me on the notion of staying with Koodoo.
Why is this a Problem?
I don’t want to have the “oh, please stay with us!” conversation.
Frankly, I don’t have time for it, and I’ve already made the decision to leave. (In fact, the time for that sales pitch would have been a week ago, when the website refused to give me a better deal than what I could get at a competitor.)
More frustratingly — and relevant to my current mindset — is that Koodoo feels that it can waste my time with these unnecessary hoops.
Suggestion:
Make cancellation — you know, the opposite of the subscription part, which you can already do online, and without speaking to anyone — a feature that you can also do … online.