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Your commercials. They gonna end any time soon?


Dear Koodo, If you cut your prices in half I still wouldn't switch. For one reason, and one reason alone. I hate your El Tabador commercials. They aren't funny at all. Ever. They are annoying in a way that I can't quite put into words. They're probably racist but I'm like the mascot for privilege so I can't really tell. Listening to that little thing speak is like listening to nails scratching a tune on chalkboard just slightly out of time to Photograph by Nickelback (which is playing in the background on loop). When El Tabodor tells me to turn off my phone in the theatre I put the ringer on as loud as it goes and then text open ended questions to my friends. I don't even hold any ill will to my fellow theatregoers. That's just how much I hate your commercials. "OH HE'S LITTLE AND SHOVELED A LITTLE DRIVEWAY THEN SAID 'AY YI YI' OR SOMETHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" - Nobody I will write you new commercials for 0.5% royalties or something. Tell your people to get in touch with my people. We'll talk. I have to get back to studying.

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I got some bad news for ya... http://www.wrestlenewz.com/wwe-news/former-wwe-exec-carl-demarco-announces-tv-sitcom-with-animated-lucha-wrestler/
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Userlevel 6
Crack those books:)
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"When El Tabodor tells me to turn off my phone in the theatre I put the ringer on as loud as it goes and then text open ended questions to my friends." Your answer to being annoyed by something is to annoy everyone around you, despite the fact that they have nothing to do with said thing? You're right, you are a mascot for privilege...
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I love this little bastard!

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